what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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