i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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