I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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