I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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