I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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