I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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