Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
this hospital has no fireball
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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