I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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