also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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