he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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