ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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