I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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