I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize