He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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