come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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