DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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