I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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