Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
