U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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