all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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