I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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