Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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