I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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