I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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