I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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