Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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