if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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