Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
