anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
