why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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