Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
