The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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