is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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