Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
ugly people sure do ruin things
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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