I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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