where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I don't deserve a penis
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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