Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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