I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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