It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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