Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
