I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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