Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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