went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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