Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Quick, to the slutcave!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
