she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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