is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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