im drinking this country out of the recession.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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