what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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