I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
