You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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