They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
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Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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