if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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