I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Dear god my vagina.
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