I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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