One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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