hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just had sex bonerless
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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